Color May Vary

hola, how was everyone's (all 3 loyal followers) Mother's Day?
mine went well, it was a good family weekend, until a couple of us got sick and as a loving family passed it on...
but, i am back, and as when something is new to you, you miss it...so i have very much missed uploading my blog opinion...heh

well, as always, i have found another uninformed seller.

i came across this post selling a 20GB HD Xbox360.
clicked on it to read more...and the person is selling:
- xbox360 console
- 20GB Hd
- HD component av cable
- standard av cable
and finally, the piece de resistance
- wireless controller - COLOR MAY VARY

how come this seller cant tell you straight up what color controller you will be getting?
will he match the controller up with the race of the person???

well, i know there are the white controllers, black controllers, red controllers...

there is the pink controller...perhaps for the Susan G. Komen Fight Breast Cancer peeps? or for the LGBT/GLAAD group??

then there is the green controller...only one comes to mind...no, im not thinking HALO Master Chief...im thinking that hot chick from Star Trek tv series and the rebooted Star Trek movie, hmmm...

the silver controller...umm, for the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz???

dont get me started about the Fable III controller...this will be a full length tangent for another day...

but wait!!! i dont see no yellow controller!! there are just as many AZN gamers of any other race out there. who gave you guys the red-suited mustachioed plumber? what about a group of adventurers with huge swords riding on wild yellow chocolate-sounding ostrich-like birds always in search of that last final fantasy? i demand justice!!! i want equal representation of the YELLOW controller!!!
wait, what?? there is a YELLOW controller?? really??? well, i'll be!! there was one - back in 2007, but but but, they werent being sold...they were being given AWAY!!! are the yellow controllers not good enuff to be sold like the other controllers??? i demand EQUALITY in retail....if the yellow controllers are good enuff to be manufactured in a FAR EAST country like the others then why can it not be sold like the others???
JUSTICE JUSTICE JUSTICE DAMMIT!!!

even the Blue Man Group has a BLUE controller!!!

hmph, can i at least get the power brick with the 20GB HD xbox with its 'color may vary' controller???