Funny Contradicting CraigsList Post

hola, my Blog name is NoHappyMealTOY.

this is my first blog, and thanks to a friend's suggestion, i am in the blogging realm.

i am an avid gamer and i like to look for good game bargains - used and new - at b&m stores and online. well, in my soul-game-searching, i have come across the best online site for buying new and/or used games and accessories. but this site not only saves me $$$, but it also introduced me to the funniest and most contradicting things sellers will say to sell their wares...gaming wares...get your minds out of the gutter!

i saw a post from one seller selling his FACTORY SEALED Playstation 1 Dual Shock Platform.
here is a quote from the seller, "...Im selling my mint factory sealed Play Station1 Dual Shock Platform never played. I opened the box for pictures only. Unfortunately my dog decided to chew up the top piece of styrofoam while I was takeing pictures, but the bottom piece of stryofoam is there and I assure you this is mint. Has all factory booklets, cords and controller still have all the twist ties on them and wraping...", and from the same post, another quote, "...Im a avid vintage collector, so I really wouldnt be selling this otherwise. You can come and see and test it all (besides the rare game that Im not opening). I have plenty of PS1 games you can use to test it with..."

now if he was an avid vintage collector, then he would know to NOT open the MINT FACTORY SEALED Playstation 1 Dual Shock Platform, but i did notice that he described himself as a 'VINTAGE' collector. perhaps the PS1 was used?? who will know? but we will never find out, because its been OPENED! and he even asks the buyer to come test it out...why??? why??? he says that it has never been played!!! and he also has plenty of PS1 games you can pop in and try it out that it works. if its opened, dont state that its 'MINT' and 'FACTORY SEALED'...

if i was a buyer, i would like the dog-chewed-top-piece-of-styrofoam, at least it would make my 'MINT' and 'FACTORY SEALED' PlayStation 1 Dual Shock Platform truly a one of a kind vintage collector's edition console that i have been looking for.